Posted by Double M
For those of you that don't subscribe to any of our shared feeds (the links are on the right), you're really missing out.
For instance, Ross found this ridiculous website that lets you take a quiz that asks you How Long Could You Survive Chained to a Bunk Bed with a Velociraptor? I made it 1:16, which was longer than Ross but less than Andy. It's awesome and you should take it - it takes like 1 minutes.
I'm not saying that I could beat a dinosaur, but I'm fairly certain that I could make it longer than 1:16. I mean, those dumb kids in Jurassic Park lived - I could make it longer than a minute.
Besides, I've done the research on this - here's an actual video of someone fighting with a raptor.
I'm pretty sure I could duplicate that and I would definitely try to stab the raptor instead of just weakly throwing the stick at him. Plus, it looks like if you can make it 2 minutes, the raptor gets bored/needs a breather and will just sit there for a minute. I think I could definitely win then.
So if anyone knows of a place that I can fight a raptor, let me know and I'll test out my theory. In the meantime, I'll begin by training against this hombre.