Thursday, September 18, 2008

How Long Could You Survive Versus a Raptor?

Posted by Double M

For those of you that don't subscribe to any of our shared feeds (the links are on the right), you're really missing out.

For instance, Ross found this ridiculous website that lets you take a quiz that asks you How Long Could You Survive Chained to a Bunk Bed with a Velociraptor? I made it 1:16, which was longer than Ross but less than Andy. It's awesome and you should take it - it takes like 1 minutes.

I'm not saying that I could beat a dinosaur, but I'm fairly certain that I could make it longer than 1:16. I mean, those dumb kids in Jurassic Park lived - I could make it longer than a minute.

Besides, I've done the research on this - here's an actual video of someone fighting with a raptor.

I'm pretty sure I could duplicate that and I would definitely try to stab the raptor instead of just weakly throwing the stick at him. Plus, it looks like if you can make it 2 minutes, the raptor gets bored/needs a breather and will just sit there for a minute. I think I could definitely win then.

So if anyone knows of a place that I can fight a raptor, let me know and I'll test out my theory. In the meantime, I'll begin by training against this hombre.


Royalcow said...

This link probably deserves its own post, but for those who haven't seen this yet I present Off-Road Velociraptor Safari. This game does require a software install, but allow me to explain why you want to do this. First you are driving a off-road jeep around and you try to hit raptors with it. Once you do you get a neat little slow motion video of the impact and then you can go on. You actually also get points for jumps and damage done to your jeep, so there's that as well. It seems to have some problems in Chrome, but works well in Firefox and IE.

Ross said...

I fast forwarded to the end of that video to see if anything interesting happens. At least you get to hear the chomping of the raptor eating that chick. But what I really want to know, is where was the raptor that was supposed to come in from the side and gut her? Probably taking a snooze on the job. Lazy fucking raptors. I could take them.

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