Man to Imitate: David Spade?

Posted by MajorLB


When you imagine being a male celebrity picking up lots of ladies you're probably thinking of a Hugh Jackman, Brad Pitt or maybe a Josh Duhamel (because his picks are excellent). Now if you could actually be them that would be awesome, but if you can't then there's some flaws in trying to be like them. First of all they're in committed relationships so you can't see how they "get" women and secondly they've been blessed with extremely good looks that you are probably never going to be able to achieve.

Therefore I encourage you to look at someone who manages to date women so completely out of his league that it's baffling. David Spade. Seriously the guy must have game. This video proves that he in no way should be attractive to these women and he knows it:




First there's the obvious Playmate choice, but that actually resulted in a child so maybe not the best example.


Then there's the slightly past her prime, but still gorgeous. Maybe an ugly divorce and some kids, not reallly in good movies anymore. Needs to rebound to someone harmless and funny who should worship her: David Spade. Side note: David spade is 45 so they're pretty much the same age.



I can't really explain how he managed to get former soft-core actress Krista Allen. I was gonna say something about sloppy seconds, but I'm not sure if George Clooney's seconds can really be called sloppy.


Now he's with Nicollete Sheridan who is a lot like Locklear or Allen. A little older but making a comeback and fresh off a serious (engagement) relationship with a famous guy who takes himself a bit seriously Michael Bolton.



I'm no psychologist but there's defintely a pattern of women going from David Spade after breaking up with a more typical hollywood male star. Sometimes women want to be the pretty one in the relationship. David Spade still looks young for his age and has a weird nerdy charm that's nonthreatening. And hey, maybe he's phenomenal in bed, who's to say. I think the main lesson here is that David Spade is a lucky bastard and you have no chance.