DoubleM with a Mustache...Please Don't Take My Son Away

Posted by Double M




I've got a whole bunch of videos I've been meaning to post on IR, but today I'm going to give you a picture.

In my quest to grow a mustache to have a father-with-mustache-picture with my son, I jumped on the No Shave November bandwagon to see what I could grow. December 1 rolled around and I shaved the beard (surprisingly not great after a month - more pics coming later), but I kept the stache for a few more days hoping I could get a good pic.

What you'll see below is definitely not what I would classify as a "good" picture, but those of you that know me will enjoy the creepiness factor (and those of you that don't know me, please know that I am not a child molester - this was, in fact, only grown for No Shave November).



Funny story: So I went to the mall yesterday with Shorty because she needs some new jeans. In the car on the way there, she realized that I didn't shave the mustache before we left and she was not a happy camper about it, but it was too late. So I get to be the creeper at the mall standing outside of dressing rooms with a sweet shady mustache. Very exciting.

But it gets better. At one point, while waiting for Shorty to try on like the 158th pair of skinny jeans, a couple of middle school girls saw me holding Braylon and started talking to me. They asked what his name was, how old he was, and generally just were fawning all over him. Then, their grandma, who they were shopping with, spotted my stache, literally ran across the store, and quickly herded the girls away from me like I was going to invite them back to my party van outside of the food court for some candy. So, in someone's eyes I was identified as a potential child molester. Not sure if that makes the mustache a success or not, but: Good times!

Have a great weekend.