Posted by Double M
Black pants can make even a mediocre butt look amazing, but remember what it looked like in other pants.
This is my first life rule that I discovered completely on my own and I remember the moment so vividly that it is burned into my memory. In high school, I was sitting in math class and, in standard high school fashion, I was paying attention to the girls in my class instead of whatever else was happening.
One girl looked particularly amazing that day and I didn't understand how I could have missed it in the past. I started checking through things that would be different from normal: Hair? No. Sweater? No. Shoes: No. Pants? Bingo.
I'm not sure why it clicked in math class, but suddenly examples were everywhere. One day average and the next day amazing with the only difference being black pants.
Here's the thing - never fault anyone for making themselves look better. In fact, if someone is smart enough to wear clothing that makes them look awesome, you should probably applaud them. If you are supposed to dress to impress then they are accomplishing their job.
Just remember: while black pants can make a butt look awesome, more often than not that butt will not be in black pants, and that other time matters too. Don't let them skew your judgement.